Meet the Team

Writes the stories. Thinks it’s all about her. Cries over fictional people she killed. Might not be mentally okay, but a fun time. Excellent for planning an intricate decades long revenge plot or proofing your resume

Should 100% be fired. Posts sporadically. Forgot how to log in to Twitter and that it’s no longer even called Twitter. Isn’t entirely sure hashtags aren’t just some kind of collective joke. Has never once gone viral.

Studied Wildlife Biology and English instead of something useful like finance. Not smart enough to embezzle. Has never once made a spread sheet and doesn’t plan too. Permanent financial advice: buy more books.

Protector and victim of the monsters she accidently created in nonfiction form. Hasn’t slept in years. Runs on caffeine, sugar and mild panic. Doubles as cook, cleaner, driver, nurse, hairdresser, warden etc.